Top Ten Useful Things
Tarar Has Done Since Becoming President

10. Attend weddings
9. Attend funerals
8. Go to Iftar parties
7. Go to other countries
6. Entertain the masses
5. Trim his beard
4. Shave his upper lip
3. Bond with Abbaji
2. Supervise khutnas
1. Pray for rain

By Ayeda